The United States of Astor

You Should Have Voted For Kerry



Though You'd Rather Vote for Michael Moore

Harhar.


Your Political Profile:

Overall: 20% Conservative, 80% Liberal

Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Ich bin stolz auf mich. :]


You Are a Smart American



You know a lot about US history, and you're opinions are probably well informed.
Congratulations on bucking stereotypes. Now go show some foreigners how smart Americans can be.

Als "Americanî betitelt zu werden ist irgendwie diskriminierend...


You Are Boston



Both modern and old school, you never forget your roots.
Well educated and a little snobby, you demand the best.
And quite frankly, you think you are the best.

Famous people from the Boston area: Conan O'Brien, Ben Affleck, New Kids on the Block


You Are Not Destined to Rule the World



You are destined for something else...
Like inventing a new type of cupcake.
You just don't have the stomach for brutality.
But watch out - because many people do!


Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISFP)



Your personality type is caring, peaceful, artistic, and calm.

Only about 7% of all people have your personality, including 8% of all women and 6% of all men
You are Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving.


Your Chances of Being a Multimillionaire: 48%



You have a decent shot at being a multimillionaire. Surprised?
You're confident and a hard worker. Keep it up!

You Should Rule Mars



Mars is a planet that shines brightly and loops wildly around the solar system.

You are perfect to rule Mars, because you are both energetic and independent.
Like Mars, you seems attractive and bright to others - but you're difficult to pin down.

You are a great thinker, but you only think in the present and ignore the future.
Full of enthusiasm and inspiration, you are into your own thing... and rather insensitive to others.

Das passt z.T. nicht zu den anderen Ergebnissen. Gefällt mir aber trotzdem.

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The Which Evil Dictator Are You? Test

Nicolae Ceaucescu

You scored 2 Ego and -2 Ideology!

Nicolae Ceaucescu (1918-1989) was a longtime bureaucrat in the Romanian Communist Party who succeeded Gheorghe Gheorghiu-Dej as First Secretary in 1965. With his megalomaniacal wife Elena at his side, Ceaucescu attempted to pull Romania out of the Soviet orbit while remaining a doctrinaire Communist country. The West was initially intrigued at the opportunity to split the Warsaw Pact, but after a series of invitations to visit to the free world, they realized that Ceaucescu was unreliable, cruel, egotistical and incompetent. He was the last Communist leader standing after the fall of the Berlin Wall, but not for long: he was captured by revolutionaries and executed on Christmas Day, 1989. Like Ceaucescu, your loyalty to your allies is only important insofar as it makes you seem more important. So what if they're mad because you solicited aid from their sworn enemies? The international press said such nice things about you, and their diplomats gave you such beautiful presents, and your wife got an honorary doctorate. If your buddies are real friends, they'll have to match the gift. Right?

How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Ego
You scored higher than 99% on Ideology

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You Should Have Voted For Bush



(You May Want to Hide This From Your Left-y Blogger Friends)

Who Should You Have Voted For in 2004?

http://www.blogthings.com/whoshouldyouha…dforin2004quiz/

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As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into powerÖ News flash for you: You're not!

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Original von Charlotte Jackson

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You Should Have Voted For Bush

:wand

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Original von Alan Stanliss
:wand

Hätte ich auch nicht erwartet, aber rechts gab es ja sonst keinen. Und Kerry? Sorry, nee...

Your Vote Score: 49% Republican, 51% Democrat



You are truly an independent voter, and you don't fit well with either party.
Maybe you should choose one issue to vote on - or look into third parties!

Should You Vote Republican or Democrat?

http://www.blogthings.com/shouldyouvoter…ordemocratquiz/

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Your Political Profile:

Overall: 70% Conservative, 30% Liberal

Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howliberalorco…tiveareyouquiz/




Whatever...

Ich bin George Bush

"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that factÖ or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!

Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ESFP)



Your personality type is playful, charming, open minded, and energetic.

Only about 7% of all people have your personality, including 9% of all women and 5% of all men
You are Extroverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving.

How Rare Is Your Personality?

http://www.blogthings.com/howrareisyourpersonalityquiz/

Jean-Bidel Bokassa
You scored 4 Ego and -2 Ideology!
Jean-Bidel Bokassa (1921-1996) was just your garden-variety venal African military dictator until 1976, when he hit upon a clever idea. Surely the Central African Republic would stand out from its neighbors if it were the Central African Empire? And so, twenty million dollars later, President for Life Jean-Bidel Bokassa became Emperor Bokassa I. Despite the fancy new duds, Bokassa was the same old brutal military man. France had propped him up for years, but not even the French could tolerate L'Empereur after 1979, when his regime started executing schoolchildren. He was overthrown, but fled to France. Bokassa was arrested upon his return in 1986 but won an amnesty in 1993 and died a free man. Like Bokassa, you wouldn't love power so much if it weren't for the perks. Rank Hath Its Privileges, and if you get your way, they'll include fabulous military parades, at least two pictures of you on every bank note, and a closet full of snappy duds covered with medals. Sure, after a few hours at the podium, the weight of those medals starts to drag and your back starts to ache. But that's the price of greatness.

04:21 Uhr? Man, schläfst Du auch irgendwann mal?

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal

Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howliberalorco…uiz/outcome.php

Nachtrag:

You Should Have Voted For Kerry



Though You'd Rather Vote for Michael Moore

Überraschung...

You Are 56% Republican



You aren't a full fledged Republican yet, but it's probably the party that fits you best.
You probably consider yourself an independent Republican. You usually support the party, but you also think for yourself!

How Republican Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howrepublicanareyouquiz/

You Are 16% Democrat



If you have anything in common with the Democrat party, it's by sheer chance.
You're a staunch conservative, and nothing is going to change that!

How Democrat Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howdemocratareyouquiz/

Your Vote Score: 81% Republican, 19% Democrat



You fit well with the Republican party, and you should almost definitely vote Republican this election.
In fact, you're so strongly Republican, a political career (or at least some activism )may be in your future.

Should You Vote Republican or Democrat?

http://www.blogthings.com/shouldyouvoter…ordemocratquiz/

Your Personality is Very Rare (ENTP)



Your personality type is optimistic, curious, enthusiastic, and open.

Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 5% of all men.
You are Extroverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving.

How Rare Is Your Personality?

http://www.blogthings.com/howrareisyourpersonalityquiz/

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 70% Conservative, 30% Liberal

Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howliberalorco…tiveareyouquiz/


You Are a Smart American



You know a lot about US history, and you're opinions are probably well informed.
Congratulations on bucking stereotypes. Now go show some foreigners how smart Americans can be.

Are You a Dumb American?

http://www.blogthings.com/areyouadumbamericanquiz/


You Are New York



Cosmopolitan and sophisticated, you enjoy the newest in food, art, and culture.
You also appreciate a good amount of grit - and very little shocks you.
You're competitive, driven, and very likely to succeed.

Famous people from New York: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tupac Shakur, Woody Allen

What American City Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatamericancityareyouquiz/

Your Personality is Very Rare (ENTP)



Your personality type is optimistic, curious, enthusiastic, and open.

Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 5% of all men.
You are Extroverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving.

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Original von George W. Hayes
04:21 Uhr? Man, schläfst Du auch irgendwann mal?

Da kam ich gerade vom Pokern. Habe danach noch ne Shisha geraucht und bin pennen gegangen. Um 10:20 hat meine Mutter angerufen. Da musste ich so tun als sei ich wach. Das war ich dann auch ca. ne Stunde, bevor ich nochmal bis 15:30, also gerade gepennt habe.

Ich gebe zu, das ist selbst für mich ein persönlicher Rekord und die Reste meiner bürgerlichen Erziehung empfinden ein gewisses Schamgefühl.

Ich bin auch gerade aufgestanden, hatte allerdings die ganze Nacht und den Vormittag durchgearbeitet. Internet ist währenddessen aber tabu, sonst schaff ich wieder nichts weg.


Your Personality is Very Rare (INTJ)



Your personality type is logical, uncompromising, independent, and nonconformist.

Only about 3% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 4% of all men.
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Judging.

Nicht übrrascht über meine Ergebnisse.

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You Are 16% Republican



If you have anything in common with the Republican party, it's by sheer chance.
You're a staunch liberal, and nothing is going to change that!

How Republican Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howrepublicanareyouquiz/

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You Are 52% Democrat



You aren't a full fledged Democrat yet, but it's likely the party that fits you best.
You probably consider yourself an independent Democrat. You usually support the party, but you also think for yourself!

How Democrat Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howdemocratareyouquiz/

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Your Vote Score: 19% Republican, 81% Democrat



You fit well with the Democrat party, and you should almost definitely vote Democrat this election.
In fact, you're so strongly Democrat, a political career (or at least some activism )may be in your future.

Should You Vote Republican or Democrat?

http://www.blogthings.com/shouldyouvoter…ordemocratquiz/

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Your Political Profile:

Overall: 15% Conservative, 85% Liberal

Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howliberalorco…tiveareyouquiz/

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You Are Austin



A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll.
You're totally weird and very proud of it.
Artistic and freaky, you still seem to fit in... in your own strange way.

Famous Austin residents: Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock, Andy Roddick

What American City Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatamericancityareyouquiz/

You Are Boston



Both modern and old school, you never forget your roots.
Well educated and a little snobby, you demand the best.
And quite frankly, you think you are the best.

Famous people from the Boston area: Conan O'Brien, Ben Affleck, New Kids on the Block